You are my ☀️ my 🌙 and all of my ⭐️'s

Jul 29

This whole getting in trouble not very often, but one too many few times for stupid shit I’m not even doing is starting to irk me.
I’m not paying $250 to move in and do your dishes. Mine? Fine, completely fine. Yours? No. Sorry. Texting me to “take care of my dishes today” when I’ve eaten out every day this week.
Or to stop smoking pot in my room whenever I’m coughing when I’ve had a sinus infection for the past four days.

Like, shut up. It could be way worse. I could be the last ignorant fuck who lived in there all barred out, never paid you, and spilled every item or food or beverage I brought into the room all over the middle of the carpet.

You bumped my rent up twice his, and I’m not even bad compared to him. Do not treat me like your ex roomie, homes.

Jul 24

(Source: arwelle, via dollyswitch)

Jul 06

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

(via much-needed-inspiration)

Jul 04

“After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.” — (via rumour)

(Source: sensxal-bliss, via goddess-river)

goddess-river:

shantiwinds:

Can my hat also be a room accessory? @freepeople ↣

☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Viking, nature, mystique ✵ ⁎ * ☾

goddess-river:

shantiwinds:

Can my hat also be a room accessory? @freepeople 

☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Viking, nature, mystique ✵ ⁎ * ☾

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via goddess-river)

[video]

“The most selfless thing I’ve ever done was fight the urge to ask you to stay.” — Connotativewords | jl | Self-Control (via connotativewords)

(via becauseitsall-fake)

Jul 03

homosensationalism:

chinchouu:

thewhiskeytango:

There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles. 

SOURCE 

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS

#please vaccinate your overgrown sperm cells thank you. (via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)

(Source: hellabasedsakura, via shipping-r-us)

(Source: youngpreciosa, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

[video]

trexun:

i laughed way to hard at this

trexun:

i laughed way to hard at this

(Source: cuddlebeans)

(Source: samtolson, via fer0ci0us)

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jei-bear:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth


^^^^^

jei-bear:

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

^^^^^

(Source: moonemojii)