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when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave
After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week. — (via rumour)
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Can my hat also be a room accessory? @freepeople ↣
☽ ⁎ ˚ * ☀ Viking, nature, mystique ✵ ⁎ * ☾
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
The most selfless thing I’ve ever done was fight the urge to ask you to stay. — Connotativewords | jl | Self-Control (via connotativewords)
There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT PARENTS
#please vaccinate your overgrown sperm cells thank you. (via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)
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i laughed way to hard at this
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this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth
"You’re only pretending to be salty at work because everyone else is salty."
We work in a fucking restaurant? Unless you’re the manager doing absolutely nothing but refreshing a computer to see how much you made, your job probably fucking sucks a bit.
So like, my response to you is,
"Wanna know what gets you laid after work? Not that."