when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered β€œare you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave


boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do




There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles.Β 



#please vaccinate your overgrown sperm cells thank you. (via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)

(Source: kylebeckerbabe)

"You’re only pretending to be salty at work because everyone else is salty."

We work in a fucking restaurant? Unless you’re the manager doing absolutely nothing but refreshing a computer to see how much you made, your job probably fucking sucks a bit.

So like, my response to you is,

"Wanna know what gets you laid after work? Not that."